Snake jokes

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Why did the viper, viper nose ?
Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?
Don't asp me !

What do you give a sick snake ?
Asp-rin !

What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?
A civil serpent !

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?
Fang letters !

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