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Why did the viper want to become a python ?
He got the coiling !

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?
Snakes and Larders !sna

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ?
A snake charmer !

What do most people do when they see a python ?
They re-coil !

What subject are snakes good at school ?
Hiss-tory !

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