Snake jokes

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What's long, green and goes hith ?
A snake with a lisp !

"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ?
"Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?
A bouncing baby boa !

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?
They couldn't, they were adders !

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python.
Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.

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