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What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python?
A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
Why did the viper want to become a python?
He got the coiling.
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.
Did you hear about the stupid snake?
He lost his skin.
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?
Chimney Cricket !
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