Snake jokes

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?
You can make a pet out of a snake !

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?
A viper !

Why are snakes hard to fool ?
They have no legs to pull !

What's a python's favourite pop group ?
Squeeze !

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?
Poison by Christian Dior !

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