Snake jokes

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?
Sleep in the wardrobe !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?
A fangfurter !sna

What's a snakes favourite dance ?
The mamba !

What did one snake say to another ?
Hiss off !

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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