Snake jokes

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
A boar constrictor !

What's a snakes favourite TV program ?
Monty Python!

What snakes are good at sums ?
Adders !

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?
Someone else's !

What is a snakes favourite opera ?
Wriggletto !

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