Snake jokes

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What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?
They've got poisonality !

Why did the python do national service ?
He was coiled up !

What's a snakes favourite flower ?
Coily-flowers !

What song to snakes like to sing ?
Viva Aspana !

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?
He died in agony !

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