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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?
A boa constructor !

What's a snake's favourite food ?
Hiss Cakes !

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?
Because he had his own scales !

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?
Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

What is another word for a python ?
A mega-bite !

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